Wolf 359 Season 1 Sentence Starters, part 1
Quotes taken from the podcast Wolf 359, with some alterations as I see fit. Contents: Mostly crack and miscellany, a few that could be taken in the direction of angst or action. No nsfw.
- “You know what, I think I need some coffee. Yeah, that’ll make things better.”
- “Failure to remain calm could result in your grisly death, so whatever you do, do not panic!”
- “Jeez, I need more coffee.”
- “Remember: when you’re smiling, the whole world smiles with you. But when you’re crying, you’re in violation of regulatory codes and should report to your superior officer for discipline.”
- “I’m not crazy. There’s definitely something out there.”
- “Come on, talk to me, whoever you are!”
- “Are we seriously blowing up NOW?”
- “Have fun with the rescue op.”
- “Oh, God. Oh, sweet merciful tapdancing zombie chorus girls.”
- “So, looks like I didn’t stumble onto alien life today.”
- “Before anyone decides to get clever or heroic, you should know that I’m not above doing something very stupid here.”
- “You’re blowing this way out of proportion. Just come out of there and give me the toothpaste.”
- “When in doubt, whip it out! ‘It’ being hydrochloric acid.”
- “This is a day of darkness. Low-tide. Half-melted fudgesicles.”
- “The helping is its own reward. Well, that and the spinal fluid samples.”
- “How are you today? Is everything in your life as it should be?”
- “There are some people who need to be dragged kicked and screaming into improvement.”
- “You know, I always suspected I would die in a science fair.”
- “Whoa, are you upset? I didn’t know you could get upset.”
- “I don’t get upset. I can, however, get frustrated, ruffled, and/or an eensy tiny bit incensed.”
- “Well, I don’t know what I want, but know how to get it.”
- “Oookay, maybe this isn’t one of those wait-and-see things. Maybe it’s one of those imminent death things.”
- “Why are you underneath that table?”
- “So, basically, we’re barreling towards certain death? That’s all you need to say, [____]- barreling towards certain death.”
- “Your cooperation has been noted.”
- “Sit your Swiss ass down and pick a side.”
- “Hey, buddy. You found any of your marbles yet?”
- “You know me. I’m the very picture of courage in the face of danger and all that, but in this case, discretion is the better part of valor.”
- “You can’t solve all your problems by knocking someone out.”
- “No! This is not cool! This is diametrically opposed to cool!”
- “It’s been a long, painful, and frankly annoying three hours since I last spoke to you, and a lot’s happened.”
- “Can we ever really be ready for anything?”
- “I just want to know if we’re safe.”
- “Define ‘safe.’”
- “I think I need a good night’s sleep to let my anger reach its full potential.”